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PostSubject: They'd Never Say That!   Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:20 am

ALL OF THESE ARE FROM http://www.narutocentral.com/features/theyd-never-say-that/ I DID NOT THINK OF THEM MYSELF.

Asuma

"I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
"I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

"No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
"I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
"Oooooh no! Not another bite."
"I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

"I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
"Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

Haku

"I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
"Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

"I love you Neji."
"Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

"Who cares about looks."
"Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

"I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
"Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
"I want my mommy..."
"I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
"I miss my family."

Jiraiya

"Oh man! Not another naked chick."
"Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
"Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
"That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
"I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
"I love big butts and I can not lie."
"I've never looked at porn."
"The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
"You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kakashi

"I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
"Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
"I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
"Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
"Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

"Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
"Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
"To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."

Kiba

"You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
"I think I'm allergic to dogs."
"AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Konohamaru

"Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

"Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
"I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
"I hate the color orange."
"I love you Neji."

Neji

"I love you more Hinata."

Orochimaru

"Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
"I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
"I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

"Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
"Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
"Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
"Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
"Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."

Sakura

"Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
"Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
"Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

"I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
"You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
"Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

"I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
"Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

"Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

"Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
"Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!

The Third Hokage

"This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

"I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
"Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
"Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
"I am NOT a total whore."



Here are some I thought of. (I know, it's not alot...)

Choji: Go ahead, You can have the last potato chip.

Asuma: I hate smoking...

Rock Lee: Fine, I'll admit that I stole gaara's eyebrows.

Yondaime: I shall name my son... MINI ME!



Here are some Other People thought of. I am not sure if they copy & pasted.

Itachi: I'll baby sit my little brother, Sasuke.

Akamaru: Meow

Gaara: I like cheese

Sandaime Hokage: Go ahead, Orochimaru, destroy the village...like I give a c***...

Hinata: Naruto your such a wuss. Get a life!

Neji: There is no such thing as destiny. Life is totally random. Like OMG
I'M GONNA TOTALLY DYE MY HAIR!!!

Gaara: *singing* I love everybody. Cuz everybody iz my frieeend! ^^D *hugs random people*

Naruto: Eww. I'm tired of ramen...lets have pizza!

naruto - I dont give a c***, thats my way of the ninja

Hinata - f*** u naruto u are so f***ing ugly bad and such a p**** get real...

Naruto- I think I'm gay.

Sasuke- OMG!!!!! SAKURA!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE U!!!!!!! GO OUT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura- ewwwwwwwwww.... Sasuke is soooooooo ugly. Ino, u can have him.

Hinata- *screams* NEJI IS SOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!! I WANT HIM!!!!!

TenTen- Pointy objects can kill, don't EVER touch them.

Rock Lee- Gai Sensai, your a freak, don't talk to me.

Itachi- Where can i buy a box of condoms?

Tsunande- MY BOOBS ARE SO SMALL!!!!

Jiraiya- ewwwwww. Girls are gross.

Orochimaru- I'm straight

Chouji- I'm fat.

Shikamaru- C'MON EVERYBODY!!! LETS GO RUN 9999 MILES!!!! COME ON LADIES!!!!!! WORK THOSE ABBS!!!! WORK THOSE MUCELSES!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

Ino- Nobudy likes me. I'm going emo.

Kiba- I HATE DOGS!!!!! THERE ALL LIKE YA KNOW, GROSS AND STUFF!!!!! EWWWWWWWW GET THE AKAMARU THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

Neji- Tsunande, can i touch your boobs?

Gai- Theres no such thing as youth, don't work hard, eat lots of junkfood, and make your hair look cool, green is ugly, I need to get my eyebrows done.

Gaara- Temari, i wanna cookie, GIMME A COOKIE!!!!

Naruto: I don't wanna be Hokage anymore. It's too much work.

Sasori: I'm a real boy! (quote from Pinocchio)

Sasuke: Itachi, let's just be friends, okay? Okay! *hug*
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PostSubject: Re: They'd Never Say That!   Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:26 am

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